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CAMelot – Auburn, Alabama Now Has Royalty of its Own

To say that Cam Newton (no introduction necessary,) is college football’s story of the year is an understatement. Yes, a very deserving and talented team had their hearts broken into a zillion pieces with a devastating loss (sorry, Boise State,) but all stories Newton have captivated our hearts, minds, and Twitter time lines.

Saturday, the 6’6″, 250 pound “starruh” QB of the Auburn Tigers, led his team to their first ever birth in a BCS national title game with a 56-17 route of the Steve Spurrier-coached South Carolina Gamecocks. By doing so, Newton essentially guaranteed his place in football lore, etched his name on the Heisman Trophy, and sealed his future in the National Football League.

Cam Newton

Cleared Dec. 1 of receiving improper funds by the NCAA, Newton wasted no time in putting that saga behind him. Lessons learned from Reggie Bush’s troubles were not wasted on Newton, Auburn University, nor the NCAA. The investigation was swift, the cooperation was forthcoming, and the possibility of bad PR and future sanctions was far too great (a la USC,) to ignore. The lone casualty suffered was at Newton’s father’s expense, but not to worry, Cecil Sr. will resurface in an NFL stadium near you soon enough (Jerry Jones is somewhere licking his chiseled chops.)

In the meantime, Auburn will prepare to play the equally undefeated Oregon Ducks, and the Newton machine will become well-oiled. Cam will not only take his talents, but also his Ebony Man looks, his Colgate smile, charisma, and Cammy Cam Juice all the way to the bank.

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  1. scooter

    I like it! The writing is top of the line quality, probably a little too much reference but nevertheless excellent groupie article..(just kidding kid)

    1. Rob

      Only because you are loved here at Ballertainment will I allow this comment. ๐Ÿ™‚

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